Archive for January, 2008

Nick’s CEOokie Cart

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

I couldn’t believe my eyes today when I turned around and saw this:

That’s my CEO(Scott) pushing his dog(Nick) and a cart around the office giving everyone cookies and milk.

We’re hiring.

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Singing Telegram

Friday, January 18th, 2008

We have a long time employee who is leaving the company soon. So someone thought it would be funny to get them a singing telegram to wish them well:

The singing telegram is a “clown” in a lab coat (on the left), the person being sung to is the mortified girl sitting under the balloons. Pretty hilarious. The telegram even popped a clown nose on her and made her a balloon hat (she promptly took both off though).

I love this place…

BTW, If you think you have a snowballs chance at making it in a sales position, we have like 10 positions open. I was shocked to learn today that I’m in the wrong business, because they make well over 3x what I make. As it turns out the average total pay for our experienced (5 years w/company) sales staff is $173k (WHAT?!? yep… think commission). Apply today at http://www.cik.com. List me as your referral so I can get the headhunter bonus. We have three other non-sales positions open as well (including graphic artist), but they aren’t even 1/4 as lucrative…

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