There it is. He actually put it on his page:

“Julie, you’re a great cook! This chilli is supreme. Mmm, yeah.”

I wrote requesting he compliment julie’s cooking, and he did, lol…

How silly…

Ok, so it’s not mine yet, but I’m going to look at it today, and I think I’m going to make an offer…

(It’s the first one, not the second one)

hehe.

So I get up to go to work this morning, but I’m just not quite yet ready to really get up. There are some days when I really just have trouble waking up. I know a cup of coffee would probably fix that, but I’m just too lazy to get that coffee maker ready the night before and put it on a timer. Plus, I like to have my daily cup about 2 hours after I get to work. It’s just a nice little jolt to really get me going when I start feeling tired again.

So I decide that instead of trying to shave (first thing I do when I wake up… well, it’s the second thing I do, but the first after the first thing everyone does…) I decided to check my e-mail. What harm could come of that right? Wrong.

Turns out that some kid decides that he is finally going to turn in his final homework assignment. I sent this e-mail out about 3 weeks ago (I’ll just put the relevant parts):

I’ll take off five points if you get it to me
after monday (5/1/06). You will get a 0 if you don’t get it to me by 5/8/06.

1 point For turning it in by 4/28/06 (-5 points if turned in after 5/8/06)

So yeah, I give conflicting information. First I say that you will get a zero if you turn it in after 5/8/06, then I say that you will just get 5 points taken off. Which is it (it was supposed to be you would get a zero after the eighth)? Well, a smart person would go with the strictest of the two. Especially since I initially say that you will get the five points off if you turn it in after the first, and then mention nothing about the first in the actual requirements. However, a procrastonator would be like, “hah! He screwed up! So I have until the 8th to turn it in, but really, I can wait as long as I want!”.

So what did this guy do? Turned it in at 1:45 am on the 9th. So either way he gets points off.

The game? It’s the worst game ever.

What do I do? I follow his lead and do something stupid. After grading his game, I write this e-mail:

It’s the worst game ever. He only gets a 69%. That makes this even
harder, because if he had done an AWESOME job and that’s why it took
so long, it would have been easy to go through all the loops to get
his grade changed or whatever is going to have to happen now. Below is
the original e-mail, please let me know what I need to do. Should I
just enter a 0 in the grade book? Thanks, -Chris

…and I accidently send that e-mail to HIM instead of the teacher I am a grader for.

OOOOPS.

I just told that student that they turned in the worst game ever. At least it was true. Also it gave me the biggest laugh I’ve gotten in a long time. Maybe because I was reaaaally sleepy when I did it, or maybe just because it’s funny, or maybe because I tend to laugh when horrible things happen, but this time I just couldn’t stop. Hope you find it chuckle worthy…

So maybe not ever, but I can’t think of a funnier one.

In the Ben Folds song “Trusted”:

“That’s when I know
She’s gonna be pissed
when she wakes up

For terrible things
I did to her
In her dreams”

ROFL!

Women… The best and worst thing ever to happen to man. But man do I love them. Life would be to logical and predictable without them. Wait, is that sexist? Who cares, no way for me to know without them telling me anyways…

Note (as Rush would say, for those of you in Rio Linda): Many women most of the time can be logical and sane, like my wife. And even men at times in their lives can be illogical. The above was meant as humor. I love and respect my wife very much. Wait, why am I putting this disclaimor. All men are portrayed un-appologetically as absolute MORONS on television. So scratch the above, women are INSANE, and there’s just no denying or fixing it. But we (men) love them anyways.